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unclefather:

how to kiss a boy

  1. grab his waist
  2. slip your hand in his pocket
  3. steal his wallet
  4. dont even kiss him
  5. just run

(via orgasm)

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botwinn:

does anyone actually pay attention to my blog or am i just kind of here

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souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

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xehyun:

when people who have treated you like absolute shit are sad

" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ "

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purenoise:

in case you didnt know

  • girls can be polite without being flirty
  • dont mistake politeness for being into you
  • girls can be nice without wanting the d
  • ya feel

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guy:

my mating call is the sound of my microwave beeping

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absconds:

absconds:

if u have a crush on me please stand up 

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